Exists for no apparent reason so far.
All rocks go to heaven
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
(via thewriterkid)
Define “good taste in music” - what kind of taste is this exactly? What genre, what tone, what musicians should we enjoy to be successful, intelligent, rich and happy?
worth scrolling all the way up to reblog
Our supercluster is Virgo
(Source: applepiesfromscratch, via lunamothmod)
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
God damn the VP really does have absolutely nothing to do.
That is until the President gets hit with a bullet-speed piece of chocolate and dies.
(Source: slothwrestling, via omanthar)
