All rocks go to heaven

thewriterkid:

If you google my url without the “tumblr.com” at the end it’s just an endless stream of links to various iterations of the bathroom post.

Either your text post dies a hero, or it lives long enough to see itself become the villain.

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via buglbug)

restlesslyaspiring:

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

That paragraph was quite a rollercoaster.

restlesslyaspiring:

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

That paragraph was quite a rollercoaster.

(Source: mrmiyahgi, via buglbug)

kako-pumpkin:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

OH GOD THIS MOVIE THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE

(Source: dysfunctiocerebri, via dingdongyouarewrong)

phoneus:

praetox:

phoneus:

SLENDER review

Gameplay: Epic, but could be epicer.

I give it 4.5 out of 5 Dashies. 

image

sTOP

I give this comment .5 out of 5 Dashies.

image

(via buglbug)

avril-lasagne:

letushear:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

As he got older, his perception of reality became distorted. 

as he became older he got more and more bored with reality. when youre technically perfect the only place you can go is surreal

(via buglbug)

tennants-hair:

timelord374:

tennants-hair:

so i showed my friend this picture of anakin

image

and she was like ”he’s hot”

and i couldnt stop laughing because yeah

he’s

image

pretty hot

Too soon

IT’S BEEN NINE YEARS

(via dingdongyouarewrong)