Disregard your life, acquire tumblr.
No, shovel knight character. You’re not allowed to develop wings. You are a pixel suit of armor with a two-color scheme. I should not be attracted to you over wings. God I want to touch those wings. I WANT YOUR WINGS, CHARACTER. GIVE THEM TO ME
Things just turned from creepy, to creepier. “Now gimme those wings, I swear I’m gonna smell ‘em every night.”